The late-comer can be found
stuck alone on the front row
frantically thwacking the “on”
button
located in the top right
corner of their laptop
Red faced and breathless, they
can usually be found
lacking any or all of the following:
1. A watch
2. A map
3. Sleep
4. Much needed laptop charger
5. Knowledge of the pre-reading
6. Sanity
If encountering one in the wild,
it is not advised to approach or try and make contact.
If contact cannot be avoided, coffee and/or snacks
are recommended (and remember, always
feed them with an open plat palm).